ViVa la raza

This is a Small story. Just like every other kid, I was always attracted by the beauty of moon . One fine day Night my dream came true in my own dream..yep true,I was on the same moon that I used to dream about!. It was very peaceful as I expected. But...something was really missing. Just after a small time a miracle happened, I turned around and was stunned by a...oh...She was damn beautiful,colorful,amazing and attractive.She was very familiar!!. I remembered its the same old earth,the one I left. I was feeling guilty for some strange reason. [By the way till here... this story is flicked from one of the futurama episode]

Why!!!...I could think of only two reasons here

1. Is it because we see only one side of a moon every time and assume its beautiful. Am I fooled by this moon just like the cunning people we see every day.
2. Is it because that in my previous life on moon..i prayed GOD to put me on earth since i was bored living in a BLACK and WHITE moon and wanted to be on COLORFUL earth. How did I forget my purpose and never explored anything.
3. Is it because of that 'common curse' i.e, human being's greed [Stupidity] which lead me to wrong place.
   

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MORAL OF THE STORY:

• Make your dream come true in your own dream
• Live Today and make the best of what you have before you want to go back to what you want!!
• Google earth is not an alternative for earth

viva la raza

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What if?

Hey amigos,here is a list of "What if" things that u should imagine. Just remember to add "What" in the beginning and "!!!" at the end of every statement. And count the number of times u smile!!

• If u fall asleep in your dream and never wake up!
• If u have to watch the whole TV program from beginning,if u switch to other channel during advertisements! [May be they should do it,since u people think u r smart enough to watch two programs simultaneously and ignore the advertisers who bring u those programs]
• If we all are (all species on earth) just a part of some one else's dream and they can imagine us however they want. [I'm gonna kill that guy]
• If this is your last life and whatever good things u do in this life doesn't count at all. [This one was for those who believe in reincarnation and pretend to be good animal]
• If there is a '*' after "conditions apply" clause in aproduct advertisement.hey, Don't trust that product*. [For Dumbos here's how it looks: $99 only* -- *conditions apply*]
• If the air was good conductor of electricity.If u are thinking about wireless transmission of electricity. Plz laugh at yourself and me [I was thinking the same]
• If every damn thing in nature changes its color.All your "favorites" may not remain same?? [I hope it happens, I'm tired of using these fairness cream]
• If moon turns black, just for a change. [oh.. We can't see him in the dark!]
• If your death is just the end of your dream in the other world. [just blame yourself for all the bad things happened here. U could have done better!]
• If there are no bad people.It is the most beautiful thing that can happen.[Oh...no..it leads to massive unemployment(no more policia) and no one will buy (or download) GTA games. Life is no fun!!]
• If actually God hate being called as "GOD".[All of us who say Oh My God! are just screwed man]
• If all non-living matter suddenly start talking and say "It took us so many years to learn human language".[Imagine if they tell us that their real names are different and insist us to use those names..we have to change so many writings!!..curse our predecessors who didn't wait and called them whatever they wanted]
• If U dont comment after u like/hate this post.I wouldn't know the count! [Don't comment on the spelling and grammar mistakes, i hate to be insulted here..lets keep it secret]
  

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