tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34352138548416209592024-02-08T09:51:08.576-08:00!Just DeepakDeepak Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11224535806710621893noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3435213854841620959.post-83044233676308158202009-01-25T07:27:00.000-08:002014-04-29T12:28:58.720-07:00Plan => Smart or Stupid<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-weight: bold;">We all love making plans</span>.<strike>I am not gonna talk like joker in the movie 'Dark knight'</strike>.Again all our plans are not really planned well you know. SO some fail and others obviously don't. So we start judging them and call them as either 'smart' or 'stupid' .<br />
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But lot of times <span style="font-style: italic;">"some things happen for our good and some don't happen for our best"</span>. And somewhere you can see that every <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">good</span>s are followed by some <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">bad</span>s and vice-versa. Its a continued chain reaction......Sometimes you can really see a pattern evolving in this relation. <br />
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Now this pattern shows there is some other MASTER PLAN made by someone or something that really is very powerful. It is just called as <span style="font-style: italic;">luck</span> or something whenever a plan passes or fails. So is it like if we plan according to so called MASTER PLAN that our plan is a good one, otherwise its truly not a plan.Then its all about knowing the MASTER PLAN makes us <span style="font-style: italic;">smart </span>or <span style="font-style: italic;">stupid</span>. OR is it possible that the MASTER PLAN itself is so well planned that the pattern is invisible OR may be it is not planned well enough.</div>
Deepak Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11224535806710621893noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3435213854841620959.post-77826320768856727782008-12-28T10:37:00.000-08:002009-01-30T13:58:12.045-08:00ViVa la razaThis is a <span style="font-size:180%;">Small</span> story. Just like every other kid, I was always attracted by the beauty of moon .<span style="font-weight: bold;"> One fine <strike>day</strike> Night my dream came true in my own dream.</span>.yep true,I was on the same moon that I used to dream about!. It was very peaceful as I expected. But...something was really missing. Just after a small time a miracle happened, I turned around and was stunned by a...oh...She was damn beautiful,colorful,amazing and attractive.She was very familiar!!. I remembered its the same old earth,the one I left. I was feeling guilty for some strange reason. <span style="font-size:78%;">[By the way till here... this story is flicked from one of the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149460/">futurama</a> episode]</span><br /><br />Why!!!...I could think of only two reasons here<br /><ol><li>Is it because we <a href="http://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/brainbites/nonflash/bb_home_moonrotation.html">see</a> only one side of a moon every time and assume its beautiful. Am I fooled by this moon just like the cunning people we see every day.</li><li>Is it because that in my previous life on <span style="font-style: italic;">moon</span>..i prayed <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">GOD</span> to put me on earth since i was bored living in a <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">BLACK</span> and WHITE moon and wanted to be on <span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">C<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">O</span>L<span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">O</span>R<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">F</span>U<span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">L</span> </span>earth. How did I forget my purpose and never explored anything.</li><li>Is it because of that 'common curse' i.e, human being's greed [Stupidity] which lead me to wrong place.<br /></li></ol><---------------------------------THE END----------------------------------><br /><br />MORAL OF THE STORY: <strike><br /></strike><ul><li><strike>Make your dream come true in your own dream</strike></li><li>Live Today and make the best of what you have before you want to go back to what you want!!</li><li><strike>Google earth is not an alternative for earth</strike></li></ul><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(204, 204, 204);font-family:courier new;" >viva la raza</span>Deepak Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11224535806710621893noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3435213854841620959.post-50821336446010230122008-12-09T03:21:00.000-08:002010-09-25T11:04:52.628-07:00What if?Hey amigos,here is a list of "What if" things that u should imagine. Just remember to add "What" in the beginning and "!!!" at the end of every statement. And count the number of times u smile!!<br />
<ul><li>If u fall asleep in your dream and never wake up!</li>
<li>If u have to watch the whole TV program from beginning,if u switch to other channel during advertisements! [May be they should do it,since u people think u r smart enough to watch two programs simultaneously and ignore the advertisers who bring u those programs]</li>
<li>If we all are (all species on earth) just a part of some one else's dream and they can imagine us however they want. [I'm gonna kill that guy]</li>
<li>If this is your last life and whatever good things u do in this life doesn't count at all. [This one was for those who believe in reincarnation and pretend to be good animal]</li>
<li>If there is a '*' after "conditions apply" clause in aproduct advertisement.hey, Don't trust that product*. [For Dumbos here's how it looks: $99 only* -- *conditions apply*]</li>
<li>If the air was good conductor of electricity.If u are thinking about wireless transmission of electricity. Plz laugh at yourself and me [I was thinking the same]</li>
<li>If every damn thing in nature changes its color.All your "favorites" may not remain same?? [I hope it happens, I'm tired of using these fairness cream]</li>
<li>If moon turns black, just for a change. [oh.. We can't see him in the dark!]</li>
<li>If your death is just the end of your dream in the other world. [just blame yourself for all the bad things happened here. U could have done better!]</li>
<li>If there are no bad people.It is the most beautiful thing that can happen.[Oh...no..it leads to massive unemployment(no more policia) and no one will buy (or download) GTA games. Life is no fun!!]</li>
<li>If actually God hate being called as "GOD".[All of us who say Oh My God! are just screwed man]</li>
<li><strike>If all non-living matter suddenly start talking and say "It took us so many years to learn human language".[Imagine if they tell us that their real names are different and insist us to use those names..we have to change so many writings!!..curse our predecessors who didn't wait and called them whatever they wanted]</strike></li>
<li>If U dont comment after u like/hate this post.I wouldn't know the count! [Don't comment on the spelling and grammar mistakes, i hate to be insulted here..lets keep it secret]<br />
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your space is here<br />
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\/Deepak Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11224535806710621893noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3435213854841620959.post-60984762192004377232008-10-27T08:52:00.000-07:002010-09-25T11:05:58.710-07:00Start winking!!<div style="text-align: justify;">Ha-ha...I can hear you giggling (If it isn't you..Then ..it’s the ghost in your room). I am not talking about that part of the story.This is something related to your lovely computer. How many of you are bored holding a mouse (no matter how comfortable it is) or using a touch pad. Just every time you want to navigate you need to be watching the mouse pointer and coordinate your hand movements. Don’t you feel there are two separate things done, where one (eyeball movement) is just wasted to check the other (your hand movement). <br />
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We already know there are sensors which can detect our retina for authorization and stuff like that…. Can we use this to sense our eyeball motion and replace our mouse and touch pad. Then why did I talk about winking??.Yeah, you are smart.. your guess is correct. I was talking about how every mouse click is just as easy as winking!!. <br />
Fortunately we have two eyes to use as right and left clicks. <br />
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I don’t recommend you gamers to replace your joysticks with winking eyes!! . It’s very hard to play shooting games. <br />
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Anyhow don’t waste your time reading stupid things like this. Coz the average human blinks 25 times per minute. <br />
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<span style="font-size: 130%;"><span style="color: #ff6666;"><span style="color: #ffff66;"><span style="font-size: 85%;">[warning:The following stuff is supposed to be funny and you are expected to laugh when you read it]</span><br />
</span></span>Some of the stupid things I have done so far </span>(I'm sure this list grows....)<br />
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<li>I landed on planet earth on july 11th 1987 (As I remember earlier i was in floating in a fluid..)<br />
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<li>I was using mouse(not a rat!) pointer to kill the fly on my PC monitor.</li>
<li>I saw a rat with out tail and thought I'm into future. Coz i thought it is like a cordless mouse(PC), a '<span style="font-weight: bold;">tailless rat</span>' in the future.</li>
<li>I forgot to leave my brain before watching the movie 'OM Shanthi OM'<br />
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<li>I used to call 'watermelon' as 'waterLEMON'.</li>
<li>I have started blogging!!<br />
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Deepak Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11224535806710621893noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3435213854841620959.post-91879053091202558492008-10-04T09:18:00.000-07:002009-01-30T13:28:44.695-08:00BMTC bus and Rugby FootballIf you are wondering what BMTC is?, it stands for Bangalore Metropolitan Transport Corporation. Yeah, I've been traveling in BMTC bus for quite a few years and learned a lot!! .I never played rugby in field, believe me even then I'm a very good Rugby player now!!..........yes, I'm. I learned it by myself... every time when i wanted to travel in a BMTC bus, I learned how to push a big crowd, tackle them and run towards an empty seat(The goal post) . If you are thinking where the hell is football?.... the answer is very interesting and it is different for every individual. Believe me, it can be your wallet , cell pone or some times your girl friend!. The kind of opponents you face are very experienced and are Professional players. So if you are coming to Bangalore and decide to take a bus, Be prepared to play Rugby!!.<br /><br />By the way i forgot to tell you that i learned rugby by making mistakes and not repeating them again. So far I have lost twice in this game. Once i lost my cell phone and another time my wallet. Fortunately I didn't lose the third item (GF) , since i didn't have one.Deepak Nhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11224535806710621893noreply@blogger.com5