Monday, October 27, 2008

Start winking!!

Ha-ha...I can hear you giggling (If it isn't you..Then ..it’s the ghost in your room). I am not talking about that part of the story.This is something related to your lovely computer. How many of you are bored holding a mouse (no matter how comfortable it is) or using a touch pad. Just every time you want to navigate you need to be watching the mouse pointer and coordinate your hand movements. Don’t you feel there are two separate things done, where one (eyeball movement) is just wasted to check the other (your hand movement).

We already know there are sensors which can detect our retina for authorization and stuff like that…. Can we use this to sense our eyeball motion and replace our mouse and touch pad. Then why did I talk about winking??.Yeah, you are smart.. your guess is correct. I was talking about how every mouse click is just as easy as winking!!.
Fortunately we have two eyes to use as right and left clicks.

I don’t recommend you gamers to replace your joysticks with winking eyes!! . It’s very hard to play shooting games.

Anyhow don’t waste your time reading stupid things like this. Coz the average human blinks 25 times per minute.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I may be stupid or just confused

[warning:The following stuff is supposed to be funny and you are expected to laugh when you read it]
Some of the stupid things I have done so far
(I'm sure this list grows....)
  • I landed on planet earth on july 11th 1987 (As I remember earlier i was in floating in a fluid..)
  • I was using mouse(not a rat!) pointer to kill the fly on my PC monitor.
  • I saw a rat with out tail and thought I'm into future. Coz i thought it is like a cordless mouse(PC), a 'tailless rat' in the future.
  • I forgot to leave my brain before watching the movie 'OM Shanthi OM'
  • I used to call 'watermelon' as 'waterLEMON'.
  • I have started blogging!!

Saturday, October 4, 2008

BMTC bus and Rugby Football

If you are wondering what BMTC is?, it stands for Bangalore Metropolitan Transport Corporation. Yeah, I've been traveling in BMTC bus for quite a few years and learned a lot!! .I never played rugby in field, believe me even then I'm a very good Rugby player now!!..........yes, I'm. I learned it by myself... every time when i wanted to travel in a BMTC bus, I learned how to push a big crowd, tackle them and run towards an empty seat(The goal post) . If you are thinking where the hell is football?.... the answer is very interesting and it is different for every individual. Believe me, it can be your wallet , cell pone or some times your girl friend!. The kind of opponents you face are very experienced and are Professional players. So if you are coming to Bangalore and decide to take a bus, Be prepared to play Rugby!!.

By the way i forgot to tell you that i learned rugby by making mistakes and not repeating them again. So far I have lost twice in this game. Once i lost my cell phone and another time my wallet. Fortunately I didn't lose the third item (GF) , since i didn't have one.